Look, not every man has an hour and a half to sit in a chair and stare at a sunset. Some of us have things to do.
That's the whole idea behind Short Kings. A 4.5 inch, 38 ring gauge, 25-30 minute smoke that fits in your truck console, your golf bag, your boat — wherever you're headed before your next meeting, tee time, or whatever fire you're about to put out.
The concept isn't new. Guantanamera Cristales out of Cuba has been doing the short, pre-cut format for years. Box of cigars, ready to go, no fuss. We respected the concept enough to steal the idea — but not the execution. Cristales are machine rolled with short filler. So, we kept the format, threw out the rest, and had our guys in Nicaragua hand roll a long filler blend that actually deserves your 25 minutes. So same energy, better cigar.
The name came from Zach, our Creative Director, who — God bless him — pitched "Short Kings" as a tribute to the vertically efficient men of the world. You know the type. Five foot eight on a good day, biggest personality in the room, doesn't apologize for anything. That guy deserves a cigar built for his schedule.
Medium to full blend. Pre-cut straight cut. No accessories required.
Grab the box. Light one up. You've got 25 minutes — enjoy it.
38 ring gauge. 4.5 inches. Straight cut right out of the box. Medium to full blend. Fits in your golf bag, your center console, your jacket pocket — wherever life is currently taking you at full speed.
No ceremony required. Just light it and go.